Sportswear

Who makes trousers for the speed skaters !?! Given the size of the legs on some of them, there's no way they're fitting into some ready-mades without ripping the things.

A Kind Of Parent

They say it takes a remarkable parent to raise an Olympic champion. Nowhere is this more true than in the case of the parents of the skeleton racers. It takes a special kind of parent to see their own child hurtle willy nilly down an ice tube at 90 miles per hour or more on a fucking tea tray - face first, no less - and go, "That's my boy!" "Go faster, go faster!"