Rudolph the red neck reindeer
Was often drunk and always stoned
And of all the female reindeer around him
There wasn't one he'd never boned
All of the other reindeer
Used to call him 'cheap white trash'
But Rudolph, he didn't care much
He was too spaced out on hash
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
"Rudolph, the kids have asked for crack!
Please help me out with your contacts!"
Then how the reindeer loved him
And they shouted out with glee
"Rudolph, please get me cocaine,
And I quite like Ecstacy!"
