A Kind Of Logic

If you go to a restaurant where everyone's eating with a knife and fork, and you start eating with tweezers, people look at you and say, "He's loopy!"

If you go to a restaurant where half the people are eating with knives and forks, and the other half with tweezers and you start eating with tweezers, people merely say, "Oh, he's one of the Tweezer People!"

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Culture, therefore, is collective loopiness.