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Thursday, February 26, 2009

My Name Doesn't Translate Too Well In Mandarin

Parcel arrives at a Beijing post office. Clerk looks at the sender's name and address. Bursts out laughing.

Clerk 1: HAHAHAHAHHAAAA...!! OH... HA...Oh God.. Oh HAHAHAAAAAAHHHAA!!

Clerk 2: What's so funny !?!

Clerk 1: AHAHA..AHA.. This parcel... Hee Hee.. came from India. The name... the name... look at it...

Clerk 2: What's so fu... Ohhh, .. hee hee.. hee HA.. HAAHAAHAAHHAAA.... (To passing Clerk 3): Hey, Ting! TingLing Wang!

Clerk 3: Yeah !?!

Clerk 2: Take a look at the name on the parcel Dang's got.

Clerk 3: Which Dang !?!

Clerk 2: Our Dang. DangLing Dong. You'll never guess what this guy's name is.. hee hee hee.... oh dear.... (gasps for breath, before joining the general chorus of guffaws)

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3 comments:

GreenOnion said...

hehehe

Side note: when you translate my name it means 4 which is the unluckiest number and I think it means death, too

Yogababy said...

My name (using a certain set of intonations, anyway) means 'damp illicit sexual relations'.

GreenOnion said...

That is absolutely fantastic :)

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